2005 Parrot Head Profile  
   
Name: Emmet   
You know me as:
That guy in a skirt. 
Marital Status:
5 years to my lovely companion, partner, playmate, wife, and best friend Dara 
Member since: 2005
Flocked from: Athens, GA by a very long and circuitous route. What a long strange trip it's been.
Favorite Jimmy Buffett Tune: A Pirate Looks At 40, Tin Cup Chalice, One Particular Harbor, God's Own Drunk, Margaritaville, Changes in Latitudes, Changes in Attitudes,  Son of a Sun of a Sailor, The Weather is Here, Wish You Were Beautiful, Southern Cross, Fruitcakes, Growing Older But Not Up (my song),  My Lovely Lady (Dara's song). Oh, you wanted me to choose just one...
Favorite Jimmy Buffett CD: You Had To Be There!
Other Music: Highland & Uilleann bagpipes, American, Canadian, & Irish folk music, hammer dulcimer, harp, ballads, sea shanties, forebitters,  steel drums, and rock; Allman Bros, Grateful Dead, Led Zepplin, the Who, Pink Floyd...music of my dissolute misspent youth.              
Hobbies:
Bagpiping, sailing, SCUBA, and beachcombing. Piping rebel tunes and  talking treason over a couple of pints at the pub.
What Do You Drink?: Scottish ale, Irish stout, homebrews, Dunedin Brewery's beers, Isla single malts (Lagavulin, Ardbeg, and Laphroig to name a few; no ice), Gosling's Black Seal, Cruzan Blackstrap, Methusalem, Myer's, Pusser's, Mount Gay, really cold Patron Silver with a slice of key lime from the tree in my back yard...well made (no mixes!) rum runners, margaritas, mojitos, and mango coladas (with good company and preferably a good Cuban cigar)...just not all at once.
Likes:
My wife's companionship. A good broad reach on a fine day, the *snap* whizzzz of the reel on one of the trolling rods while under way. Boating a mahi mahi, or a big fat tuna. Three Rooker Bar, Anclote Key, and Anclote Bar on a weekday.  Deep wall diving in Belize (actually, any diving in Belize).  Ditto Cozumel. Really clear water, night dives, wreck dives, sharks, turtles, iguanas, ospreys, eagles,  roseate spoonbills, man-o-war birds, kestrels, octopi, reef squid, big majestic spotted eagle rays, golden morays, splendid toadfish, a good stringer of hogfish, a good bag of lobsters, sighting whales, dolphins playing in the bow wave, ditto sea lions (I used to sail out of San Francisco). A perfectly clear sky on a moonless night very far offshore. A full moon rising on a similar night. When you feel that first rise of the sea swell as you head out beyond the bar. Snugly tucked into a lee berth being rocked to sleep by the easy motion of a vessel under sail with the sound of the gurgling water just on the other side of the hull. Landfall. Making the channel marker after a long old-fashioned DR plot through heavy fog. Pride of Baltimore II, Californian, Bluenose II, America II, USS Constitution, HMS Rose, gaff rigs, square rigs, deadeyes & lanyards, John Alden, Murray Peterson, Lyle Hess, Nathaniel Herrishoff. Muzzleloading blackpowder cannon. Jack Aubrey, Stephen Maturin, and Horatio Hornblower. Grilled lobsters with key lime butter, shrimp tossed in Old Bay, Apalachicola oysters, blue crab, stone crab, properly grilled amberjack steaks, smoked mullet, fish spread, ceviche...plantanos, mangos, and coconuts, and virtually anything made with them...conch salad prepared at the bar right before my eyes from a living conch and fresh fruit with a cold Kalik to wash it down, my wife's home-made key lime pie. When I walk into an Irish pub on a Saturday night with my pipes in hand, and everyone cheers. Piping the old tunes for the old folks, and all of them singing along as they know all the words.
Dislikes: Fascism, corporatism, feudalism, militarism, smug bigotry and sanctimonious religiosity. Oligarchs,  chickenhawks, liars, and frauds. Bleached, silted out and algae-covered coral, rapacious coastal over-development, non-sustainable overfishing and other long-term environmental expoitation for short-term gain. The whole "I'm a smoker and the world's my ashtray" ethos. Wonky outboard motors. Hurricanes, and those violently exploding micro-burst Florida summertime thunderstorms. Unexpected oyster bars on a falling tide. Tangles of monofilament in the mangroves. Drunken dimwits in speedboats and JetSkis who've never heard of COLREGS and drive their boats with the same courtesy and consideration of others as they do their cars (speaking of cars; Tampa traffic). Even stupider dimwits who leave their beer bottles, paper plates, potato chip bags and spent charcoal on MY beach (I hope they sank on the way back in, had a good long swim back into chest-deep water, and then a long slog through knee-deep mud full of sea lice to get ashore, only to find that they've lost their car keys and wallet in the process, and their car's been towed)! 
Favorite Buffettism:
"I was only supposed to go to Buckhead to get the paper; next thing I know, I'm on I-75 headed to Florida!"

"IA ORA TE NATURA E MEA AROFA TEIE AO NEI" (Life to nature, love the Earth)

We want more... Tell us when you became a parrothead and why you joined the TBPH club:
 
I've always been a sailor ("since I was three feet tall") and I've always enjoyed his music, palm trees, sunshine, fish on the grill and a boat drink in a Yucatan hammock. Since childhood I've always had an appreciation of nature, maritime history, picked up beer bottles along with my seashells, and my usual wardrobe (when not in a kilt) fully conforms to the official Club dress code. Seems like a pretty good fit to me.